Monday, April 25, 2011

Fifty Signs that Someone is a Shitty Artist

Meron ako nito sa FB, kaso gusto kong maglagay ng side comments na wala sa FB. So ipopost ko uli siya. At dahil wala akong maisip na decent post. At dahil wala akong magawa.

1. They never admit their lack of drawing skills. they insist that it's their drawing style
 So yeah. Ayokong i-admit. Kaya bukingan na. OTL.
2. They always make excuses for the shitty quality of their works. ''I'm still practicing'' or ''I'm working on it'' are the most common excuses.
Ang most common excuse ko ay "E, sketch lang yan." kahit sobrang obvious na lineart na un.
3. They draw shitty characters with mouse and tell people they don't have a tablet.
E wala naman talaga kong tablet NA MATINO e. Mouse talaga gamit ko. 
4. They always draw heads and faces.
No excuse. Totoo to.
5. Their characters always face the same way.
Dahil mas madali i-drawing ang three-fourths view na nakaharap sa kanan.
6. The proportion is awful.
/Wrists 
7. Every character looks the same.
Hindi naman >3>
8. They draw the same faces with different hairs.
SHADDAP.
9. Their characters' angle and direction are very odd.
Style ko un. OTL
10. They don't give a shit about the basic drawing.
Bakit mo pa kelangan matuto gamit ang stickmen figure o ang breafast procedure kung alam mo na naman ang anatomy? 
11. Others only care about the basic drawing.
Hindi ako 'others'.
12. They have no idea what a layer is.
Meron. Gumagamit ako ng SAI at galit sakin ang SAI dahil sobra ko mag-abuse ng layers.
13. They always draw one character (no more than two characters in a single canvas).
Hindi kaya. Mahilig ako magdrawing ng groups... Hindi ko nga lang magawang linearts. OTL.
14. They always draw characters in the same angle.
NO. 
15. All of their characters have the same facial expression.
Hindi. Maliban kay Ryu at Reinforce dahil sadya na parehas sila ng facial expressions. 
16. Static and passive poses. they can't draw characters in dynamic poses.
MARUNONG AT PINAG-AARALAN KO NA ANG DYNAMIC POSES.
 17. They never draw feet.
Ha! Noon un~ I draw shitty feet.
18. They can't draw figures from high or low angles.
Low angles pede pa. Pero marunong ako mula high angles.
 19. Some of them don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawings.
Hindi ako 'some'.
 20. A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th dimensional abstract.
......... So?.......... 
21. Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
.. Minsan? o_o
 22. They can't draw anything other than characters or draw everything but characters.
/Shots 
23. They always draw cute characters.
Actually, hindi na nga ata ako marunong magdrawing ng cute....
 24. They don't know how to draw old people.
PINAG-AARALAN.
25. They don't know how to draw hands.
Paborito kong magdrawing ng hands no.
 26. Their characters hands are always hidden behind (because they don't want to draw hands).
Hindi kaya.
 27. The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
Ung idea professional. Ung sketch shitty. Actual quality is non-existent.
 28. They try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that they only have to draw one eye.
Noon un.
 29. Their works are always asymmetrical.
Sinong tao ang marunong magdrawing ng perfect symmetry???  

30. Lineart = finished piece
Haha. Noon.
 31. Rough sketch = finished piece
At ngayon.  

32. They have no knowledge of anatomy.
Meron OTL.
 33. They only draw eyes.
Gumagawa ako ng "Eye Charts", pero di ibig sabihin nun mata lang ginagawa ko no.
 34. The size of the characters eyes and/or boobs are ridiculously huge.
Hindi na ko gumagawa ng "Arinacchi-ness eyes" at hindi pa ko nakakapagdrawing -KAHIT KELAN- ng BIGASS BOOBS.
 35. They love boobs but they don't know how to draw them properly, so they just appreciate them.
Lam ko green-minded ako, pero wala akong fetish.
 36. Their works are free from all logic awkward anatomy and proportion.
YES. >___>
 37. They lose confidence when other people's works look great.
Hindi naman. Nagiging inspiration ko pa nga pag nakakita ako ng magandang gawa e.
 38. They think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
OO. Haha!
 39. They collect other people's works as practice references but in reality they collect them as a collection.
/Bullseye.
 40. They are not patient enough to practice.
Asa.
 41. They think tablet is the magic wand of art that can make them draw like Bob Ross. 

 ಠ_ಠ
42. They regain confidence when other peoples works look shittier than theirs.
Hindi rin.
 43. They are more than willing to draw but lose the spirit so easily.
Yeah... TTvTT
 44. They completely lose the confidence when they see the works of true genius.
Hindi nga, kulit.
 45. They draw once a month or even once a year.
Nope.
 46. They get mad when their favorite artists are being lazy.
Anung karapatan kong magalit??? o__o
 47. When they draw hentai art they end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.
I don't f*cking draw hentai.
 48. They don't have faith in themselves.
Minsan.......
 49. The word 'slump' is their most common excuse for being lazy.
Ang most common excuse ko ay "Tinatamad ako." Pag tinanong kung bakit, ang lagi kong sagot, "Kasi magaling ako." So hindi.
 50. They realize their problems and know where to fix them but they never do.
Kasi tinatamad ako, dahil magaling ako.

So ako ay 54% na Shitty Artist.....